Ham said, “I want tur go outside,” so mommy let him out. He wouldn’t leave the door and didn’t want to go back inside. He said, “I want Bacon tur go wif me.” I said, “It’s too cold out there.” Mommy said, “Bacon, you’re wearing a fur coat, you’re going outside.” She carried me outside and went back inside where it was warm. I wouldn’t leave the door and she wouldn’t let me back inside because I had “business” to do. I told mommy, “Lady, I don’t want to be it here alone with Ham. You better come out here too.” And she did because I refused to leave the deck otherwise. She had no socks, no shoes, and no fur coat on and she was cold.